Hey everyone! Welcome to the Chaos!!!!
My name is Shea. I’m a chaos witch from no where Missouri. Ive lived in small towns my whole life. I am one of the weirdest individuals I think you will ever meet. I get along with almost everyone while somehow being the most opinionated person while at the same time being the most agreeable. Its a stressful life okay? Judge away. When I’m not writing about the chaos of everyday witch life, you can usually find me creating magical tools and printables.
You can check out my shop, SheasWares, for witchy-inspired printables and more!
Childhood
I bounced around schools a lot as a kid. K-2 at Latham. 3-4 at St. Andrews. 5-7 Homeschooled. 8 back in Latham. Then went to high school at Tipton. I was a very smart child (idk what happened dont ask me). I was only three points away from being accepted into the MENSA program. It was a wild time. I discovered the craft at a very young age. Its always called to me. Making potions in the back yard was my favorite past time. Incantations while staring into the moonlight are forever energizing. I was also in and out of therapy for a variety of reasons that were never resolved, but who needs closure right?
I was an avid reader. Like… read the entire Harry Potter series before fourth grade I believe? It was a wild time. I had a very vivid imagination. I began writing myself. Then I became a super crazy adult who cant focus to save my life and I get tired over the slightest thing so I dont like correcting my mistakes so writing has slowly become harder and less enjoyable for me. I was at a college reading level by junior high (not super impressive. I know. But hey its a feat that makes me happy so bug off).
Adulthood(ish)
As it sits now, Im a 26 year old mother. I have two amazing step children and one child of my own. My daughter is so much like me in her curiosities of the world and her naiveness and Its so fun allowing her to mold and express herself. My middle son is a shy man of very few words. And my youngest son is Johnny Knoxville on steroids. Ive got to start a savings account for all his medical bills hes going to have from being a rough neck. I have lightly explored many paths of the craft. Kitchen witchery. Forest witchery. Light witchery. Dark….. And i have learned that I am through and through a Chaos witch. My practice is not all love and light. It is balance. It is nature with a push. It is what I make it. What energy I put into it is what I receive back.
My life is the most chaotic and dramatic thing Ive ever heard. Ive had people tell me my life would make some of the top trending Dramas look mild. So here I am. Telling bits of my story while trying to show everyone out there that a lot of social media is fake and its okay to be raw, chaotic, and real.
The End of the Beginning
So welcome aboard. Strap you boots up. Hold onto your broomstick. Enjoy this chaotic ride. I hope you get some laughs, some knowledge, and a bit of relief knowing perfection is only as real as you make it, and what works for someone else, wont always work for you.
Ill be updating this page bit by bit as I figure out this whole blog thing. Who knows, maybe one day ill be viral or famous!
